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A BLIND MAN'S PENIS

from A BLIND MAN'S PENIS AND OTHER SMASH HITS by John Trubee and the Ugly Janitors of America

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A BLIND MAN'S PENIS recorded in Nashville, Tennessee,
in May, 1976. Ramsey Kearney-Vocals. Musicians unknown.
Previously released on Space & Time Records, Enigma Records, MT Records (Germany), Seidboard World Enterprises, Bar/None Records, and Red Rock Records

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A Blind Man's Penis

I got high last night on LSD
My mind was beautiful, and I was free
Warts loved my nipples because they are pink
Vomit on me, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah

A blind man's penis is erect
Because he is blind
It's erect because he's blind
A blind man's penis is erect
Because he is blind
It's erect because he's blind

Let's make love under the stars
And watch for UFOs
And if little baby Martians come out of the UFOs
You can fuck them
Yeah yeah yeah

The zebra spilled its plastinia on Bemis
And the gelatin oozed electric marbles
Ramona's titties died in Hell
And the Nazis want to kill
To kill everyone

A blind man's penis is erect
Because he is blind
It's erect because he's blind
A blind man's penis is erect
Because he is blind
It's erect because he's blind
It's erect because he's blind
It's erect because he's blind

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from A BLIND MAN'S PENIS AND OTHER SMASH HITS, released December 16, 2014
Music by Will Gentry, Lyrics by John Trubee
published by Vehement Revenge Music, BMI
administered by Bug Music, Inc.
c/o BMG Rights Management (US) LLC

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