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John Trubee—Electric Guitar, Shakers
Laurie Amat---Vocals
Angelena Kyzar---Grand Piano & Background Vocals
Mark Malmberg---Hammond Organ & Baritone Saxophone
Mike McKevitt---Electric Bass
Andy Henning---Drums
Michael Osborn---Tambourine, Maracas, Shakers

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Hag Marcella

Hag Marcella's dead
I bashed her head in with a rock
Couldn't stand her scolding squawk
Her bitchy, old hag talk
That's why she's dead
I killed her good
Her blood, it gushed upon the ground
She didn't make a sound
No tears for harpy shrew


Hag Marcella, crone
You're every bitch suburban mom
Slapping her kid's head
In the supermarket aisle
You're everywhere
You're every schoolmarm
In every grade school where I died
You scolded without end
Flinging shit upon the kids

Die! Die!
Old hag die!
You've tortured my children
For the very last time
Die! Die!
Old hag die!
You've bitched at me
For the very last time
So go to Hell
Why don't you just go to Hell?

Hag Marcella, bitch
You're every high-strung harpy's shrill
Your voice, instead of fists,
Upon the world enacts your will
Go die some more
Go far away
From my peaceful solitude
From my remote hermit's lair
From my calm, reflective mood

I amble by
The colonnades of Europe old
Searching for her Spanish gold
And the secrets that she holds
In vaults of mold
I climb on high
My frozen, misty mountaintop
From my aerie vista perch
I watch the world unfold

Die! Die!
Old hag die!
You've tortured my children
For the very last time
Die! Die!
Old hag die!
You've tortured me
For the very last time
So go to Hell
Why don't you just go to Hell?

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from NUDE WOMAN EXDOCRIUS, released December 16, 2014
Words and Music by John Trubee
Published by Escape From The Evil Dwarves, BMI
All rights reserved
Copyright c 2014 John Trubee

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